So, while I was watching Tyra Banks Sportscenter this afternoon, I got a lovely e-mail informing me that I needed to submit my photo to some website, so I could learn just how beautiful I am. Being I already know I’m stunning, I thought it might be funny to submit some pictures of our Kings.

Now, I’m fully aware we as fans have a giant fondness of Kenny Thomas, so I first put in his picture. Shockingly, it resulted in a 76.7% attractiveness, which qualifies as "attractive" on their rating chart, as I’ve displayed below,

Quite crafty if I do say so myself. Anyway, as I continued on, I came to find out that they also can trace your personality, just off your looks. The results are incredibly accurate, shockingly so.  Tell me they aren’t talking about Sir Kenny Thomas. No really, I dare you…

• His major challenge is to learn to be focused in life, since he wants to do everything at the same time. While he is working on one project, he may just be thinking about the next one. He may even drop the job and go on to something else, leaving the first to be completed "later".
• He is an extraordinarily creative man who may realize his artistic potential in writing, art, painting, sculpture, photography, cinema, design or inventions.
• This man prefers to "connects the dots" in order to effectively complete a project. He may succeed in fields such as project management, interior design or car repair. (Well, he is good with bricks…clang)
• The cool, casual approach is natural for this man. At times, he comes off lazy to many.
• This man lacks discipline and can become methodical.
• He always wants to look good and is highly conscious of his appearance. He may be susceptible to trying different diets.
• Inside he tends to feel conflicted, and this may result in bad moods or stress. Yoga, walking or light music may help to balance his psychological or spiritual energies and relax tension.
• He can sit and watch TV for a very long time; it’s just unnatural for this man to expend much energy. Lots of long movies and video games for him. A poster child for low metabolism, he can’t survive moving constantly.
• He takes his time evaluating the situation, but is prone to mistakes.
• He would rather not get stuck in a regular work routine, or any routine for that matter. He might head for the gym fairly regularly, but can also go through long periods of disinterest, where the gym becomes a foreign concept. Suddenly it’s the last thing on his mind.
• He flings easy layups at the backboard as if he was attempting to pitch a major league fastball.

Okay, so, I added the last one. Bite me.

Whatever the case, this little website was pretty accurate, don’t you think? I mean, I even added a picture of OJ Simpson and it said "see Kenny Thomas".

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